There’s only one syndicated sex-ed guy who readers feel comfortable sending this sort of self help question to:

“I take a toilet plunger and wrap the handle with toilet paper and tissues. Then I take a plastic bag and put it over the top. After that, I wrap a rubber band around the bottom part of the bag so it can’t slide off, lube it up, and fuck away! I really like this: I can put the suction part on the floor, sit on the handle part, and basically ride it while I use my hands to stroke my dick/balls.

Are homemade dildos a bad idea? Am I putting my family at risk by getting my ass germs on the plunger?”

Dan Savage is North America’s most popular voice on fucking, relationships and everything in between. The delectable dirty writer and his wise-ass remarks will be titillating horny folk at Vancouver’s Chan Centre for the Performing Arts on Nov 21. No doubt, an illuminating (Filthy? Boner intensifying? Hilarious? Carnal?) evening.

Tix: ticketmaster.ca.