Who doesn’t have something they would love to do if they could guarantee they’d be great at it?
That loose change jar on your kitchen countertop is now a legitimate source of income for you.
Be entirely impersonal and difficult to read. If someone tries to engage in conversation with you, stare blankly.
Build one of these beautiful, delicious, environmentally conscious treats, and soak up the last of the warm weather.
I’ve never known life to take on this seemingly hostile role for me but I knew there had to be something I was meant to learn and ‘be’ from all of this.
The worst thing is returning home from your vacay and saying, “I wish I ate more! I wish I drank more! I wish I fucked that hot bartender! I WISH I HAD MORE FUN!”