I’d have to decide whether or not you’re the type of couple who actually reads their wedding cards, because if you are, the pressure is on.
Why waste your time impressing someone who doesn’t give a shit about impressing you?
And, yes, you most definitely should have a Character Breakfast. And, no, you are definitely not “too old” for that.
Right after cumming, he said that my vagina was so much better than his hand. Tip to guys: don’t ever say that while you’re still inside of me.
I started boinking the FedEx guy at work. Here’s what happened…
Yikes, you just missed me. I’m totally dead right now! Unfortunately, I [insert reason for death] and will be unable to answer your request, question or comment until further notice.