The girls crash Hawaii and the Pratts hear the hard word of the Lord. BEACH! PREACH!

10:00-Colby upgraded from "random stud" to "first love" in the period of a week.
10:05-Hey Brody-where’s your bromance friend? Apparently the bromance was a fauxmance all along.
10:11-Awkward plastic surgery call-out: good one, bible college.
10:15-The bible read-along: we all knew it would come to this.
10:17-"When noone’s around, we can have sex…late night." Turns out Brody can only perform in the greeny glow of nightvision cameras (like Paris)
10:19-Lo-wisdom: I don’t want to speculate…but i speculate that they hooked up. I’m just speculating, though.
10:21-"I would have put that down like a sick dog." Feminism is dead. Thanks Hollywood.
10:30-Bible-study vs. Brodrina: Which makes for a more awkward dinner party?
10:45-What can you do? Feelings are feelings.