People really went for it at MasterCard Fashion Week’s opening party Monday night. Like, really went for it. There were photographers, there were drinks, there were a great deal more customized leather jackets than we had been expecting (get on this, I guess?). There was an all-out, fierce-as-hell, guys-in-studded-platforms walk-off. New York art/fashion babies The Bumbys sat be-masked at typewriters offering “a fair and honest appraisal of your appearance.” Sound nerve-wracking? These guests had noooothin’ to worry about. Our honest appraisal of the night?

Fancy. Guests here knew exactly what they were doing, clothes-wise, dance-wise, one-guy-in-a-chain-mail-headdress-wise. 9.6/10