1. What’s the one item in your posession you can’t live without? The item I could not live without is the same item that shelters the key to my never-ending debt. My vintage Celine wallet. 

2. Where’s it from? It’s a find from a downtown Toronto vintage market from two years ago and life before it seems prehistoric. Though its value is in the hundreds, I got it for mere dollars.

3. Why do you love it? I love it because it reminds me of a time when chivalry was not only alive and kicking, but baby had back and Karl was a fatty – the good years. Plus, it makes an easy transition from my chocolate brown Edith to my cream Paddington and keeps my Amex warm at night – even though the bastard sends shivers down my spine. 

4. If you lost it you would…probably pull an Al Gore – create international histeria by pushing the fact that if my wallet is not found and returned to its super stylish, uber successful, humble owner – that humble owner WILL find a way to flood Manhattan; that means you Fifth Avenue!