The Grown-Ass Woman’s Guide to Bathing Suits

You are a grown-ass woman. You are a grown-ass, mature adult woman, and you are considering some light shoplifting because the giant megastore employee just told you that “sizes aren’t interchangeable” but like, let’s be honest, the last time your top half matched your bottom half you were 8 years old and even then you… Read More »

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A Velvet Bathing Suit?!

A Velvet Bathing Suit?! Like, woah. A gorgeous – gor. geous. – bathing suit to start, the fact that this piece of swimwear is made of velvet teeters precariously between complete impracticality and utter FABULOUSITY. Let us weigh in on this. It is a halter cut – aka the most flattering neckline possible. It sits… Read More »

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