For some, anal sex is incredibly scary, for others disgusting while some the preferred kind of penetration because it feels oh yeah…ohhhhh yeah, OMG, oh so good.

Here are some quick tips for a backside brew-ha-ha that will offer minus on the mess (I’ll let you guess what that’s all about), and plus for pleasure

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1. Make sure you have gone to the bathroom, not to be done on a full digesting tummy.
2. Use lube…a lot of it – and splurge on the good stuff. (COME AS YOU ARE/ insert link www.comeasyouare.com)
3. Go slow, especially with initial insertion.
4. Have code words for when things become uncomfortable and you feel like you are going to lose your shit (literally).
5. DO NOT LET HIM GO BACK INTO THE VAGINA, remember how your mom taught you to wipe? Well – apply that lesson here, as if you don’t you are bound to end up with an unruly urinary tract infection.
6. Massage the clitoris while he’s moving in and out…the combination of a clitoral orgasm and the feel of his penis filling your behind is mind-blowing and load blowing.
7. If you are on the pill and not using condoms, a quick cum up the tunnel can have similar effects to a refreshing enema – and you want to end things nice and tidy.
8. Go for anal sex when he’s close to orgasm, start with vaginal and move to anal just as he’s ready to ejaculate, as this will allow for the least amount of pain (if you are concerned or experience that). It’s also really hot to whisper out amidst your romp: "put it in my ass!" Works like a charm.
9. Continuous bum banging will tear you a new asshole, so to avoid manipulation and a jump in circumference, choose wisely when you want to opt for this experience.(Suggestions: your mortgage rate is lowered, winter solstice, a birthday celebration or to finish off a fun themed Toga Party)
10. Feeling stressed or bent up? There’s nothing like a quick tap-tap up the ass to relax you. Perhaps a cheap alternative to a half day at the spa?

OF INTEREST: If you embark on this backside journey you may notice that the sounds of your orgasm change. Shrieks and cries of ecstasy may turn to more long deep groans of internal bliss as you experience the new sensation.

A TIP: Never feel peer pressured into anal sex. It’s something you need to be comfortable with and if he complains about wanting a tighter hole than tell him to go fuck himself. A vagina is equally as tactile and taut – especially if you do a couple daily kegel muscle workouts. You can do them while you type an e-mail to your co-worker or are bored riding home on the TTC.

WARNING: I caution you not to yell out "FUCK ME UP THE ASS", after a drinking bender for you will likely forget tips 1,2,3 and 5 and up in a yucky state of ill repair.

TO TRY: If you are on the fence but want to experiment a little; try some anal beeds during intercourse. The smaller alternative, that offers more self control with speed and distance.

Bum fun! Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee!