All the reasons you will ever need to jettison that husk of a dead weight masquerading as your sweetheart.
“I Love You” is the hardest statement in the world to make. It hasn’t happened yet, but it’s on the way. The signs are clear.
I started to picture what would be the defining moments of my life to come. It turned out there were only 3: My first kiss. My inevitable marriage. Our first child.
It started as you might expect. He was my ex-boss, a married ex-boss, and I’ll leave it at that. I was young and perhaps silly, but far from naïve.
I know it can probably be scary to bring up the subject of having a child, even when you personally believe your kid is the coolest person ever.
The shower seems like the perfect venue for cinematic lovemaking. It seems like it would kill multiple birds with one stone. It seems like it would feel adventurous, and intimate, and romantic. But for me, it’s the exact opposite of that. Shower sex is some of the worst sex I have ever had.