Love them for their abs, hate them for their immaturity, Season 2 of Jersey Shore (brilliantly titled Jersey Shore in Miami) is “captivating” audiences around the globe for a second time around. You must know it. And if you don’t know it, you must know someone who’s going to be one for Hallowe’en.

Sometimes I can hardly stand to watch 42 minutes of yelling each week, but don’t want to miss those money-shot hilarious moments we have come to love the guidos and guidettes for. Can anyone else relate to that? I have rounded up a couple of had-to-pause-the-show-cuz-I-was-laughing-so-hard moments for your viewing pleasure.

1. Things progressively heated up between Angelina and the rest of the housemates in the most recent episode, and as things reach their boiling point Snooki takes off her large hoop earrings before hitting Angelina, and then spends the rest of the fight with her hair being pulled. Poor Snooks, you got the heart but not the size…but you’re still pretty, Bitch!

2. Ok, me and my friend seriously laughed for like 10 minutes when we first heard this. After getting dissed both on the show and live on Jersey Shore: After Hours, Angelina is asked if she cares about all or any of it and the rest is history. The funny thing is I can’t imagine this being scripted, I think this just came purely from her. But like, why in the heck would you talk like that? Why would you say the word “boyfriend” that many times? And unless I missed it, I don’t think any mention of said boyfriend had been made until this very second. Baffling. Just baffling.

3. Jersey Shore: After Hours is where everyone really breaks it down and gets “real” after the “real” show. The cast doesn’t hold back their comedic talents one bit, and here’s Vinny dropping the P-Bomb unexpectedly, while talking about the manly game he now has from getting with Angelina and Snooki.

BONUS VIDEO: It’s…it’s..Jersey Shore The Musical?! Wait, not yet…but they’re starting to get all choreographed and dancey. I blame High School Musical. This is what seems like Vinny, Pauly, Ronnie, Sammie for 5 seconds and an unidentified friend having some late night webcam fun (not in that way, you perv). If you are anyone you know is being a Jersey Shore cast member for Hallowe’en, you can gain some good moves to pull out all night contained in this video. The boys are hamming it up to “No Americano” by Yolanda Be Cool but personally, I feel like it’s one step towards a Musical Number a la Summer Loving in Grease or something like that. I feel like they’re right here, in my living room! Enjoy!

–By Becca Lemire