A few weeks ago I posted regarding my Adventure Allergies, a.k.a. my inability to “go with the flow” and enjoy the sexual pleasures life brings my way without feeling the need to control them. I’m back to give hope to other women who suffer from this Allergy by reporting not just one but TWO major breakthroughs I experienced last weekend.

The first occurred while my dude and I were cottaging with the fam. I was sharing the Bunk Bed Room (which is decorated in an elegant Crayola Crayon theme) with my 6-year-old niece, while he slept on a ridiculously lumpy inflatable mattress in the main room. If you’re wondering why we’re not permitted to sleep together I’ll give you the answer my mom gave my niece last year: “Because we don’t want any itty-bitty babies running around here anytime soon!” (Note that this was before my niece had learned about the birds and bees and as a result was convinced when boys and girls sleep in the same bed a running baby can magically appear the next morning.)

On Sunday my niece awoke at the crack of dawn and so my mom forced herself out of bed as well to accommodate. To allow my dude to catch a bit more shuteye, mom suggested he take the now unoccupied spot on the top bunk.

And you know how the rest plays out. While mom and niece created construction paper sunshines and hearts, dude and I fucked silently on the Crayola Crayon bedspread under the grimy glow of a lamp shaped like a giant red crayon. The end result was savory, naughty and totally delicious – and the sex wasn’t bad either.

Adventure #2 took place in the car on the way home. We had just pulled out of the cottage laneway when I had a sudden and totally unprecedented urge to go down on my dude. As I hungrily unzipped his pants I looked up to see tears of joy sparkle in his eyes – this would be his very first road head. Afterwards I was still so aroused I hiked up my skirt, reclined my seat and encouraged him to get a piano fingers workout. There were a few times I noticed curious stares coming from passing cars, but I was in such a state of pure erotic bliss I didn’t care. This was a HUGE step forward for me in the arena of feeling sexually free.

So whether you’re a regular exhibitionist who has just had a flare up of Adventure Allergies or if you’ve been in chronic discomfort because of your Allergies for some time, don’t give up hope; a dose of rampant horniness might be coming your way when you least expect it. In the meantime don’t try to force it, you’ll know just when the time is right.