My roommates and I have a giant basket of polishes sitting on our coffee table. It is, by far, the most legendary and talked about thing in an apartment full of strange objects. The ability to compare and contrast different brands offered by such a combined collection makes us hands-down polish snobs. And I’m here to tell you: this polish snob is impressed with American Apparel’s new polishes. They swipe on silky-smooth, the colours are true, and the chipping is minimal, even with no top coat. Pictured is two coats of Office-that’s it. And it looks goooood, don’t it! Choose your weapons.