by Lizzie
Well this episode may have successfully deterred a generation of males from ever becoming teachers. Snake is declared “officially not a pedophile” by the school board, but whispers of perv linger in the air when he returns. One thing leads to another and soon he’s sprawled on the couch, cocooned in a blanket, drinking scotch, covered in mustard and being licked by a dog. Meanwhile, Holly J exchanges tutoring help with Toby. He helps her in math, she helps him in Dance Dance Revolution. That’s actually a component of gym? What ever happened to units on dodge ball and the female condom (question, has anyone actually seen one of those outside of grade ten health?) ?


Best Dressed: The tartan vests that Anya and Holly J. wore were most fetching, even if they exasperated my issue of still being unable to tell them apart.

Worst Dressed: Snake all covered in mustard stains.

Awesome quote: “What has two thumbs and is officially not a pedophile . . . this guy!” Cheers ensue. Really, is this a comment to cheer about?

Weirdest Moment that Demands comment: When Manny signs the “We miss you Snake” card twice: once as Manny Santos and once as Mrs. Jay Hogart. The whole we’re getting married thing is starting to scare me. Will Manny be my first friend to get married? Admittedly, we’ve never met before, but I can just tell we’d be bosom buddies.