Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite…
This week I took a little vacay to the other side of the border in order to get the 411 on Little Miss X-Rated, who’s been MIA. Spotted around town arm and arm with a new hottie, it looks like X has a new BF. No wonder she hasn’t been keeping us in the loop with all of her boy anventures… she’s now a one-man gal. Too bad!
Seems like writing her Diary isn’t the only thing she’s blown off lately. Gal-Pals haven’t seen her since pre-’09. Naughty X, doesn’t she know hoes come before bros? There’s nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight, but let’s hope she gets her tongue out of the BF’s mouth before it comes to that.
And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
You know you love me.