We know, we know! Its FREEEEEZIIINGG! Who wants to put on heels, or even shower for that matter? Okay hygiene before heels… I thiiiink. Anyways, the winter blues are in full effect, and all I want to do is shove my face with chocolate and wear cozy pants, and pine for sweaty summer nights…

There is a solution!!! Compromise this Saturday night with TALENT TIME’S Christmas Special at The Biltmore Cabaret! Vancouver’s favorite (and only) televised variety show serves up a heaping helping of Christmas joy!

Things you can expect this Saturday night:

– Comedy & novelty acts celebrating the joy of the season.
– Getting your picture taken on Santa’s lap!
-Christmas craft fair set up only for you! Vendors include “Puppy Love” handcrafted knits & rainwear for pets, homemade jewelry, fresh baked Christmas cookies and more.
– Santa himself will be handing out special gifts from his bag including chocolates and silk panties.

So there you go, rub yourself with a bounce sheet to rid that cold weather static cling…and get out of the house! You can have your sweets (repeat: there will be cookies!) and stay inside where its warm – the good part is you can laugh you ass off (and we know you’ve all gained the winter 5 – I am shoving candy cane Hershey into my face even as I write this).

Paul Anthony’s TALENT TIME *Christmas Special* 8pm – 10:45pm Saturday, December 12, at The Biltmore Cabaret (395 Kingsway).