Shedoesthecity… what moustache look turns you on?

THE MAN: EUGENE HUTZ (Brooklyn Hot Shit)
STACHE SAYS: Where’s the LSD and pop tarts?

THE MAN: DAZED AND CONFUSED STONED PERVERT
STACHE SAYS: You’re P-U-R-D-Y…a ha ha ha

THE MAN: INSPECTER POIROT
STACHE SAYS: I’d rather sip vermouth than caress your bosom

THE MAN: Tom Selleck
STACHE SAYS: Baby, I want you to rub it on me

THE MAN: Frank Zappa
STACHE SAYS: You don’t even want to know – DIRTY!

THE MAN: UNKNOWN AUSTRIAN
STACHE SAYS: Pickles and trumpets and hard boiled eggs!

THE MAN: VICE Photographer Terry Richardson
STACHE SAYS: Want some ginger pubes with your Cheerios?

THE MAN: SALVADOR DALI
STACHE SAYS: Hello chicken on my shoulder, would you like to eat a melting clock?

THE MAN: NED FLANDERS
STACHE SAYS: Okely dokely, now if you wouldn’t mind spanking me and calling me ‘bad boy’

THE MAN: John Waters
The Stache: Kinky.