“Hey guys! Jesus is dead!!!”
“Oh my gosh!!! Noooo!!!’
“Just Kidding I’m alive again!!! April fools!!!!”

In honor of April Fools and Easter….we offer you these tailored event suggestions… kind of.

THURSDAY – You know how sometimes, you can end up laughing in a bad situation?! Bring your awkward chuckle to a night of standup comedy featuring headliner Sean Proudlove @ Humor For Haiti. Proceeds go to Free the Children’s Rebuilding Haiti program. The Cellar. $10 in advance $15 at the door. More information at jennymduncan@gmail.com

THURSDAY – “Home, Honey, I’m High!!!” Ahhh it gets me every time. Its everyone’s favorite time of year again… let your most vulgar sense of humor thrive during Spike and Mike Sick N Twisted Animation Festival @ The RIO Theatre, Starting April 1st running through ‘till the 3rd. For more info goto: www.riotheatre.ca

THURSDAY – Sit down and write a few thoughtful letters…maybe wish you grandma a Happy Easter… with real mail at The Regional Assembly of Text’s monthly letter writing club. 7pm.

FRIDAY – Party your bum off because it’s a long weekend @ The Anza Club (where they do it like it down unda!!!) Short Shorts Long Weekend Party, where summer wear is a must! $10.

SATURDAY – Friends have stopped me from even walking by The Colbalt at night on my own. Yes, I am recommending you go there. HUMANS HAVE A NEW MUSIC VIDEO TO PREMIERE! It has Muppets in it and sprinkle bum whatever that is…! It will be followed by a live performance from the band. The Colbalt. 9pm.