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Sexting for Beginners

Sexting feels strange to me. Whenever I have an opportunity to text something dirty, I hesitate. I rephrase, I add commas, maybe an ellipsis, then instead of saying what I want to say, I backspace, restart, backspace, then get flustered, because he can probably see that I’m typing. “What are you typing right now?” he says,… Read More »

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A Love Letter To My Vibrators

My vagina has been vibrating for approximately 11 years and what an 11 years it has been. I’ve had battery highs. I’ve had battery lows. I’ve come within seconds. I’ve come within hours, multiple times, when I called in sick and needed something to do so I masturbated excessively like a bored, powerful woman should.… Read More »

Friends with Benefits

How to Protect Yourself in a Casual Relationship

The private details of your Friend With Benefit’s life are often kept quiet. For example, last Tuesday my FWB shared his embarrassing love of Coldplay and his new cider choice (Somersby). Forget about hopes, dreams and fears, we’re talking top level conversation topics here. But where does this leave us? A couple of strangers chatting… Read More »

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The Grown-Ass Woman’s Guide to: HPV

You’re a grown-ass woman, so I hope you’ll permit me to back away from the realm of zany “whoops, my life is a disaster lol”-style comedy this column normally puts forward. We’re not going too far afield, to be honest, as an HPV diagnosis also often comes with a “whoops” and “my life is a… Read More »

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