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It's Not Us-It's The Other Stuff

I was talking to a friend the other day who had some beefs with her current boyfriend and found, for the first time in a long time, I couldn’t relate in the slightest. I had only wonderful things to say about my other half, and, just to brag a little, it feels really awesome. This… Read More »

How many people have you slept with?

Dear Xtina,  My boyfriend has asked me several times how many guys I’ve had sex with, and I always try to get out of telling him.  I’ve slept with a lot more people than him and I know he wouldn’t like knowing.  When I tell him it’s personal and he doesn’t need to know, he… Read More »

I AM SEX ON A STICK

I have been having sex twice a day with my dude for the past four days and IT HAS BEEN AWESOME. Yes, yes, I know this doesn’t qualify us for the Sex Olympics or anything, but for the two of us, who are next-to-never the carnal, passionate, “lets fuck like bunnies” kind of couple, this… Read More »

Cockward

I slammed the cab door shut, its tubing sucked into our safe house of orange and dark lime. “I think you should bang him. We could have brunch together!” Blair told me as she waved goodbye to her boyfriend’s roommate. “No. He’s not Blonde enough.” My rationale was arbitrary and trivial to casually cast her… Read More »

FINGER SURPRISE II, JUDGMENT DAY

QUESTION: “When is it okay for a lady to go for the proverbial gold and try to pleasure your prostate?  Should we talk about it first or just do it in the heat of the moment?”  ANSWERS FROM THE FORUM: Frank LeBaron: There are two answers to this question, one if you are a man’s… Read More »

TOUCH MY TITS AND DIE

I usually love long car rides with my dude. We play silly road trip games (BEAVER WAGON, NO PUNCHBACKS!!!), sing to the oldies, and usually have at least one heartfelt talk about our relationship and how much we fucking love each other. Not this weekend. When we left Toronto for the five-hour trek to my… Read More »

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