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The Society & LaineyGossip Present the 5th Annual SMUT Soiree

By Rosemary Counter
Maybe an AUDI dealership isn’t where you’d expect to catch some glitz and glam—or maybe it is; I don’t know your life—but for Society girls Ashleigh Dempster and Amanda Blakley, it’s the perfect place to gather your gals for some serious celebrity gossip at the SMUT Soiree. On the panel was etalk chatterbox and Canada’s reigning smut queen Lainey Lui, The Aftershow’s Dan Levy and premiere paparazzo George Pimentel, who dressed up and ganged up on celebs for the ultimate Monday night gossip fest. There was some serious dish and no one was spared—a hunky man-of-the-moment whose unfortunate domestic revealed he prefers men-of-the-moments as well; a squeaky-clean mama’s girl who loves rough prison sex; the Russian roulette pill-parties of a certain anklet-wearing fashionista; and, of course, whose scruff and muscles conceal a teeny tiny manhood.

After a solid hour of who’s a bitch and who’s gay (spoiler alert!: they all are), we hit the dealership, AUDIs and all, for a cupcake-fuelled afterparty sponsored by The Bay, Dyson, Maynards, Dior, Perrier, ABSOLUT, Seagrams, FASHION Magazine and Yellow Tail. Needless to say, the white wine flowed and society hopefuls—in a rainbow of revealing summer dresses and teetering on their strappy heels—squealed when Glee non-homo (or so he’d have us believe) Cory Monteith appealed on screen with a special message for us. I’d tell you what he said, but then it wouldn’t be a secret.

3 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    July 6, 2010

    I had heard a from a variety of friends over the years how much fun the annual SMUT party was, so this year I decided to see for myself. The event was a total let down as far as I was concerned, and the people who were with me (who have enjoyed previous years before) agreed.

    The location was poor and far out of the way, the gossip session was weak, the vaccuum salespeople walking around the party were ridiculous, and there was virtually no food to be found (unless you scrapped with 40 other girls waiting by the waiters’ entrance for 10 more measly sliders to appear).

    Don’t waste your money next year – it isn’t worth it by a long shot.

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