We love what the teaches of Peaches have had to offer us so far-so we were really looking forward to bible study. But, alas, Germany says no. Peaches was set to perform a one-woman interpretation of the musical Jesus Christ Superstar (CAN YOU IMAGINE?), but the Germans in charge of the rights couldn’t hang. The magic was supposed to happen in Berlin, but it’s a no-go. We wish we could convince ourselves that the version we’re picturing in our heads would be better than the reality-but let’s face it, nothing could be better than Peaches Christ Superstar.