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A Love Letter To My Vibrators

My vagina has been vibrating for approximately 11 years and what an 11 years it has been. I’ve had battery highs. I’ve had battery lows. I’ve come within seconds. I’ve come within hours, multiple times, when I called in sick and needed something to do so I masturbated excessively like a bored, powerful woman should.… Read More »


Why I’m Going to Stop Overthinking My Relationships

“I wonder what he’s thinking right now?” Yes, the age old question. The question I can never wrap my brain around because I’m the girl who foolishly assumes he’s thinking whatever the hell I’m thinking—“Wow, thanks for the fuck, that was lovely. Let’s hang out more often!” If only it was this instinctive, but it… Read More »

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Birthday Sex 2.0: Things Got Real

I co-host a weekly podcast about periods called The Crimson Wave where I shoot the breeze with comedians about aunt flow, cousin red, and “Murphy Brown” (my new favourite term for my “Candice Bergen” cycles). We also have been known to discuss vaginas, contraception, Degrassi, Anne Hathaway, dog yeast infections, etc. One particularly fascinating conversation… Read More »

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That Time I Got Dumped And Went Swimming With Sharks

About two weeks ago, I got dumped. It was shitty, as being dumped always is. I’ve not been dumped many times in my life—it’s me who usually does the dumping. Dumping someone isn’t pleasant either, but at least you feel a bit more in control of the situation. This one came as a bit of… Read More »