I like to call this period ‘The Adorably Repulsive Phase’ because what my human organs are accomplishing is absolutely revolting but also super cute ‘cause you got the hots for me and basically anything I do at this point is attractive.
Sex & Relationships
If you treat him like gold, but treat yourself like shit, Houston, we’ve got a problem.
When the bad boy who you thought was an eternal bachelor finally becomes the caring, loving, committed boyfriend you had always wanted – for another woman.
“Nobody wants to be the roommate who disturbs the entire household with their vocal ejaculations, banging of the furniture, slamming of the bodies and the subtle (yet distinctly recognizable) opening of the condom.”
It’s officially mating season in Toronto. Here’s a primer on 10 unconventional places to pickup.
You will hamper harder until they surrender to their weak, feeble want to spend time with you.