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10 Gross Things You Only Do In Front Of Your Lovers

10 Gross Things You Only Do In Front Of Your Lovers

I like to call this period ‘The Adorably Repulsive Phase’ because what my human organs are accomplishing is absolutely revolting but also super cute ‘cause you got the hots for me and basically anything I do at this point is attractive.

HOW TO ENGAGE IN SEX WHILE YOUR ROOMMATES ARE HOME

HOW TO HAVE SEX WHILE YOUR ROOMMATES ARE HOME

“Nobody wants to be the roommate who disturbs the entire household with their vocal ejaculations, banging of the furniture, slamming of the bodies and the subtle (yet distinctly recognizable) opening of the condom.”

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