All the reasons you will ever need to jettison that husk of a dead weight masquerading as your sweetheart.
Sex & Relationships
“I Love You” is the hardest statement in the world to make. It hasn’t happened yet, but it’s on the way. The signs are clear.
It started as you might expect. He was my ex-boss, a married ex-boss, and I’ll leave it at that. I was young and perhaps silly, but far from naïve.
The shower seems like the perfect venue for cinematic lovemaking. It seems like it would kill multiple birds with one stone. It seems like it would feel adventurous, and intimate, and romantic. But for me, it’s the exact opposite of that. Shower sex is some of the worst sex I have ever had.
This was the first time that I was naked in the presence of another person and I wasn’t self-conscious. I wasn’t thinking about my cellulite or my acne or my weird moles. I was way too caught up in the ecstasy of his body on mine.
“I’m too busy” is bullshit. It’s self-involved. It’s inconsiderate. It’s disrespectful. It’s dishonest. It’s just plain crummy and it makes you feel crummy.