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Pee On Me: My First Golden Shower

“Do you want to try peeing on me?”

My boyfriend and I are driving back from a weekend at home with my parents when he asks me the golden question, and although urinating on someone hasn’t ever been locked away in my secret fantasies vault I approach the topic with the same philosophy I usually do when confronted with new sexual experiences: why not?

“Sure I could pee on you honey.” I reply, “Do you want to pee on me?”
“Yeah, I’d like to see what it’s like.”

So we’re going to pee on each other, that much is settled, and after a little more conversation the additional details are worked out. We’ll do it in the shower as soon as we get home and faces/mouths/etc. are absolutely off-limits. Besides being a little antsy because I already have to go potty badly and Toronto is still half-an-hour off, I’m satisfied with the plan.

When we turn into our driveway I’m excited salvation is near and apparently, so is my boyfriend.
“Guess what?” he asks me excitedly.
“What?”
“I have an erection.”
“From thinking about the peeing thing?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s exciting.”
“It is, but it could be a problem. I don’t know if I can pee with an erection.”
“Well then I better go first. Maybe then you’ll lose your erection.”
“Or maybe it will get bigger.”
“Well, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.” I tell him wisely as I hop out of the car, grab my bags from the trunk and hightail it inside. As soon as the bathroom is in sight the urge to relieve my bladder gets all the more violent and I start whipping off clothes like they’re on fire.

“Wait – wait!” my boyfriend protests, running in behind me as I hop out of my pants, “You look sexy! Can you get undressed slower, so I can enjoy it?”
“Only if you want me to pee on the floor and not on your face!” I yell as I skittle into the bathroom and turn on the shower. “Now get in here STAT!”

He tears off his clothes without protest and leaps into the shower. “EYYYOW IT’S TOO HOT!”
I feel the temperature. “No it’s not.” I rebuke.
“It is! It’s ridiculously hot. THIS is why you’re always complaining about having chapped skin.”
“Really? But I moisturize after showers…”
“Yeah with that horrible lotion from, like, the dollar store.”
“Hey, that stuff is classy! It’s from Shoppers Drug Mart!”
“Fine, whatever, never mind, JUST GET IN HERE AND PISS ON ME!”

He lies down on the shower floor and I step in and position myself above him. I don’t even ask if he’s ready before I let er’ rip! I produce a steady stream of pee that continues for at least 10 seconds (I really had to go), and also consists of no less then two farts that accidentally eek out. Oops.

“Sorry about the farts.” I tell my boyfriend, “They just kinda came out.”
“That’s ok.”
“So – did you like it?”
“Yeah, I kinda did. It was – it was – such a thick stream.” He tells me observantly.
“Umm, well thank you,” I reply, “I drink a lot of water.”

Now it’s his turn to do business on me so we carefully switch positions. Miraculously he’s able to squeeze the pee out despite his slight erection (and we both give out a little whoop to celebrate) but truth be told, as soon as the warm stream hits my belly I know this isn’t for me. Trying to suck it up anyway (after all I FARTED on him), I make an expression on my face that I hope looks like a seductive smile. But as usual he catches my fake and asks me what’s wrong.

“I don’t like it.” I say, standing up abruptly mid-stream. He’s now peeing on my leg.
“No? How come?”
“Just not my cup of tea. And it smells funny.” I add.
“Oh, well that’s ok. I guess if we want to do it again you could just pee on me from now on.”
“That sounds like a good plan.”
He’s finally done his business. “Want to have sex now?” He asks.

We try to have sex, but either we’re too big or our shower is too small (I prefer to blame the shower) so we can’t get into any good positions. We simply proceed to fight over the soap and shampoo while trying not to elbow one another in the face. Ah, amour.

Lesson learned: golden showers can be nice, but not for everyone, if you’re the least bit curious DO try this at home and report back. Special note: I recommend trying both the pee-ee and the pee-er position to identify which you like best.

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9 comments
candylicker
candylicker

I never had a woman to pee on me I'll like to try that one day. I'll want her to pee in my face so I can drank it if I'm giving her oral I'll enjoy feeling her golden liquor running down my face and in my mouth as I suck on her clit.

yogi
yogi

Drinking pee during golden shower is nothing but a strong submission and craziness towards a beautiful, horny or sexy or dominating lady. It is more of a physiological matter which is the proof that to what extent the person is crazy for the girl or lady. I personally like it and had it few times but in that case the lady should drink lot of water and juices, she should have little dominating behaviour. I believe if a boy drinks golden nectar then he is really a faithful person and highly impressed by the lady and lover her too much and here is an opportunity for a lady to find out the extreme to which the man loves him. Because drinking pee is not a game it needs a very strong attraction and love for someone.

The best part is if any lady thinks that their partner are horny and love sex then the best way to dominate them is to ask them to take the golden shower, you will have great pleasure releasing your load and she will have great fun to see how hard and sexy mistress you are. Hope it helps.

Peelover
Peelover

What's not to like about your lover's warm pee? I even want to drink her pee.

iron man
iron man

at least the stuff is sterile, and as for the smell, you could avoid tea and coffee for the entire day as this contributes to quite possibly the smell you mentioned. I am very broad minded and its just another bodily function/fluid. I like people with broad minds, open to adventure or to try different things.

Joseph45
Joseph45

Thanks for sharing story.  Having someone's pee on my clean body is not a turn-on either but I give you credit for at least being open to trying once.  At least you made it clear that no urine would get near face/mouth area - guess it's kind of like a more intimate version of swimming in a public pool (you know people pee in pools) :)

Franky82
Franky82

I am not such a lucky guy like you,
but I had a nice watching experience too:

It was a long day at the office.

After my work I decided to visit a local bar.

It was Friday and I really needed some distraction.

I drunk some beer and watched other people.

But I don't started conversations,

I preferred to continue watching and listening instead.

First there where a lot of people but later on there

where only few people left. But there was this hot girl.

She seemed to be really drunken and she was soo sexy!

When she went to the toilet I started to follow her.

She had problems to walk because of the alcohol.

When she entered the woman toilet I decided to follow her too.

I was sure that there would be no other women on the toilet...

As soon as I entered the room I heard her already peeing.

It was a toilet with low walls and immediately decided to

risk watching her. I moved to the toilet cabin next to her,

fast but silent. And then I risked to look above the wall.

She was still peeing! I couldn't see lot of her pussy and pee

but it still was very hot! It turned me on so much that I started

to jerk-off right into the cabin! After I cum she was already gone.

It seemed that no one else recognized my little absence.

But I paid my bill and left the bar some minutes later too...


It still makes me so hot remembering that day...!


Do you have also done something similar?


It's hard to find something else like this.

I searched the internet for some sites with content like this

but it is hard to find quality content...

I found a page some days ago, but have no reference at the moment.

The page is called www.girlslikepee.com

Do you have some experiences with the page?

Or do you have some other pages to recommend?


Thank you in advance!


Greetings


Franky

Jordans_Haven
Jordans_Haven

I simply adore how free spirited you two were about trying something new! This is a great story with a happy ending and not too different from my own first experience. Thankyou so much for sharing!